Katy Perry wrote a whole song called Dark Horse without actually knowing what the expression "dark horse" means, but Juicy J and a friendly Sphinx are here to give her an English lesson. Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! http://bit.ly/Nf8avU The Key of Awesome playlist! http://bit.ly/14A6SGK Written By: Mark Douglas and Ben Lerman Vocals By Sarah Fullen Gregory https://twitter.com/followSarahG Music produced by Deep V Music: http://www.deepvmusic.com http://fb.com/ihatedeepvmusic http://www.youtube.com/DeepVMusicSucks Katy Perry- Paige Grimard Twitter https://twitter.com/paige_nyc Instagram http://instagram.com/paigegrimard Facebook https://www.facebook.com/siskelettaebertetta Juicy J- Donald Webber https://twitter.com/donaldwebber Mark's Channel: http://bit.ly/xZxp0Q Follow Mark on Twitter: @MarkDouglas73 http://bit.ly/VxWwpe Todd Womack's Channel: http://bit.ly/WDPhXM Follow Todd on Twitter: @ToddWomack - http://bit.ly/YGUog2 Tom Small's Channel: http://bit.ly/TgOFun The Key of Awesome Website! http://bit.ly/XVGMHx KOA Facebook! http://on.fb.me/11aVK3X Follow us on Twitter @barelypolitical - http://bit.ly/Xowu3M @thekeyofawesome - http://bit.ly/11kAvfr The Key of Awesome on Google Play! http://bit.ly/13LOTxX Get the songs on iTunes! http://bit.ly/thekeyofawesome Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! http://bit.ly/W2zkvL TShirts! http://bit.ly/YlPUYf Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011 Lyrics: Oh no. Juicy J: These lyrics are wack! "dark horse" means an unknown challenger who comes from behind in a competition, yo. It don't mean having magical powers or have anything to do with ancient Egypt. Didn't anybody proofread this? Whatever, Juicy J. Katy Perry. Let's get paid Katy: I'm really smart I know about histories This work of art is a documentary John Mayer is a jerk who lied to me He's not a Mayor of anything I am a witchy Dark horse Sphinx: You don't understand metaphors Katy: Yes, I do! It's what happens when you metamorph I took a course In wordometry Baby you could be my locksmith cus having safe sex is what I'm all about But don't you ever try to milk me I'll chew and spit you out just like a mad cow Sphinx: Nope. Katy: I'll make you quake and cower Sphinx: Where's she going with this? Katy: By using my horsepower Sphinx: Wrong! F! Katy: I get condoms from a trojan horse Sphinx: Can someone explain all the horse expressions to her? Juicy J: I can help with dat Uhn a rocking horse That's for a kid A talking horse That's Mr. Ed Be careful Stretch after exercise Or you could get a charley horse that cramps up both your thighs Don't put the cart 'fore the horse or You'll do things out of order When you think it's the same but turns out different That's a horse of another color A one-horse town has a small population If you hold your horses in music that is called a retardation Miley's already Working with Nelly Justin got Jay-Z And if Gaga wasn't with R. Kelly I'd change horses mid-stream You can lead a horse to water But you can't make him drink You can lead a horticulture But you can't make her think. Katy: The rest of you can get the eff out I don't even care what a meta is for I think I should end this song now I don't want to flog it like a dead horse Sphynx: Wait! You finally got one right A! Plus! My heart of stone is filled with pride GOLD! STAR! Katy: I see the light at the end of the horse? Sphynx: Yeah that's close enough