I would eat a grenade for you baby, but book clubs are for suckers. Watch the Behind the Scenes Video HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPKaNHoyF0 Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjJA26xcSoU Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Get this songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 And check out WhatsUpElle here: http://youtube.com/whatsupelle LYRICS: BRUNO We just met, but I know you're my soul mate I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date I've got next week open. When do you have open? I sent you my left ear But you tossed it off the pier Then said something I couldn't hear What Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd Chop off my head for you I just went off my meds for you I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue And lick a bathroom attendents shoe Oh that's good shoe I would peel you a million grapes And make a portrait using audiotapes Yes I'll protect you from robots And futuristic apes Oh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future GIRL Calm down you crazy clown what is wrong with you Stop offering things that you'll never have to do Just take your pills, pay your bills I don't want you dead Why would I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head? BRUNO I'd eat a pile of glass Pull my heart out through my ass GIRL You know what you could do for me? BRUNO What baby GIRL The dishes and the trash Lets take that Tango class Then watch Lifetime TV BRUNO I'll shop at Target with you Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews I'd go to brunch with your book club friends I'll tell you that you're not fat again It nightmare ever ends I would rather eat 50 grenades Wear a speedo made of razor blades Then have to deal with you baby And your stupid mom -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113