This is the one that started it all—that's right, every dumb "got whatever?" take-off traces its roots to this commercial. I believe this was the first in the series. The actor is Sean Whalen. The DJ on the phone is Rob Paulsen. The director is Michael Bay. Effective 8 November 2011, by popular demand, commenting has been disabled. It was a good run, but people just wouldn't shut up with the "my history teacher told me to watch this commercial" and "lol why didn't he just spit the sandwich out?" nonsense. Then there were the people bitching about my moderation. That's enough. So long, and thanks for all the fish.