The guys are tired of the ladies getting all the attention on Halloween! It's a sexy battle of the sexes! Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by The Barely Guys, Directed by Erik Beck, Edited by Justin Johnson Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome The Indie Machines! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bk_xk8Vmg Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Lauren's Stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/BPTweeted http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital LYRICS DEEJAY Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here GIRLS On Halloween we rule the night! Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight! DEEJAY I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there. MARK Inside the club it's a treasure of chests But outside in the line it's a sausage fest TODD The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough Was your costume on sale cus it is half off MARK We're totally sexy we're totally hot What do those witches got that we ain't got TODD We's could walk around all scantily clad MARK Wait a second that idea ain't half bad It's time to break free of Halloween oppression To be a sexy bee that is the question Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half BUZZ We're putting the ween back in Halloween MARK If we all band together then no one will laugh BUZZ I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning" MARK Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train DEEJAY Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door, That's right make room for the guys! It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!! Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year. FRENCH MAID You can't be sexy No freakin' way You spoiled our night now it's time to pay MARK Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O, A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe TODD You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater MOM I'm dressed up as a sexy mom Wearing only a baby and five coupons BUZZ I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear JACKIE O You might want to think about switching to light beer LIBRIRIAN Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian CONAN Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian HOMELESS STRIPPER I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid I'll leave you horny, and a little offended PUMPKIN KING NOOOOO! ENOUGH! You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King By dressing up in costumes that are obscene On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves You guys are scary but in the wrong way Are you about to sing YMCA? If I wanted you to be half naked outside I would've put the holiday in freakin' July Cover yourself for the love of Candy. Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home? Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo. I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo. Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering?
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