lyrics: I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out, and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And thats about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age Whats my age again? Whats my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husbands in jail This state looks down on sodomy And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when youre 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should act my age Whats my age again? Whats my age again? And thats about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when youre 23 And you still act like youre in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age Whats my age again? Whats my age again? And thats about the time she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age Whats my age again? Whats my age again?