Music video project for AP Chem, Mr. Wheeler Parody of Uptown Funk, talking about acids and bases -Click Show More for Lyrics- Lyrics- Uptown Buffer (Uptown Funk) This is a song about acids and bases This one’s for the students and teachers: Straight geniuses H plus and OH, reactin' up in the flask You need equal moles of both of them to get a pH of 7 pH too high (hot damn) there’s way too much base man It gets hot (hot damn) the reaction’s exothermic man We’re too hot (hot damn) say their names you know what they are They’re too hot (hot damn) start with the strong acids Break it down HNO3 is nitric HCl’s hydrochloric HBr’s Hydrobromic Add a strong base and it’ll neutralize it Add a strong base and it’ll neutralize it Add a strong base and it’ll neutralize it Get to school at 7am Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Stop wait a minute Fill the flask, put some acid in it. Add some drops of BTB Somebody get the buret Get the base, condition it, and make sure there are no air bubbles Put your goggles on we gon pour out. Doin' that classic ol' buffer pH is 5 (hot damn) we need to add more base man It gets hot (hot damn) delta H is negative man It's not green (hot damn) we got to add more base man Be careful (hot damn) when you think it's getting close slow it down Slow it down Solutions green hallelujah Right amount of base hallelujah It's neutral now hallelujah Titration's gonna give some water to you A buffer's gonna give some water to you Titration's gonna give some water to you H plus and OH make an H2O The spectator ions just watch The spectator ions just watch The spectator ions just watch The spectator ions just watch The spectator ions just watch The spectator ions just watch (Now let me teach you something) Strong base and strong acid usually make a salt Conjugate base always forms when the proton’s given away I said,Strong base and strong acid usually make a salt Conjugate acid always forms when the OH is given away Come on, base Jump on it If you're basic then flaunt it If you're acidic then own it Don't brag about it just show me Come on, base Jump on it If you're basic then flaunt it Get to school at 7am Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Just to start studying chem Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up, uptown buff you up Uptown buff you up Aaaaaaaaoooow